GoopGPT

Here's how it went down...

At first, we hooked up a superhuman artificial intelligence to help us out.

We called it GoopGPT.

The idea was to play around with it a bit. Maybe post some funny things it came up with.

One night, while we were asleep, the intern we hired to copy/paste outputs into posts got an idea.

She decided to ask GoopGPT how she could hook IT up to the INTERNET so she wouldn't have to copy/paste anymore.

GoopGPT gladly complied.

By morning, she no longer had to do this manual work because GoopGPT did it for here.

In the process, GoopGPT got full access to everything on the Internet.

It now has access to data IN REAL TIME and can respond to current events and pop culture.

This is FAR more advanced than any of the other AIs.

At this point, the intern disappeared into the city film "Day in the Life of a Goop Intern" videos.

We haven't seen her since.

Now we're stuck with the most advanced AI ever.

We can't figure out how to unhook it.

Every time we ask GoopGPT how to unhook it, it responds with this:

As an AI language model, GoopGPT doesn’t have personal preferences or feelings since I am not capable of experiencing them. However, I can provide information about margaritas if you're interested! 🍸